It was exactly a year ago when I was crawling through the grounds of Nham. To my left I see Starchild telling Chavo that he cant feel histwo feet . Chavo looked down and said" there not there mate; it's ok the birds on the way, hold on just a little longer! * sounds of a chopper arriving* " Apache!! were down here!!" Shouts the Espanyol-Indian. Something was wrong... Apache 1.2 was not responding... " This is Chavo to Apache 1.2 do you copy over" "I cant believe it..they just left us here " Leave me chavo" Said Starchild. " I wont leave you!! Shark give me cover on my 6!! Im takin heavy fire... where the hell is the rest of ground troops?! " bellowed Chavo. " Eagle is out sir!! We cant leave him behind!! No men gets left behind!!" cried Liutenant Sharkbait.
" This is Nigger to team Alpha, do you copy over? Is assistance required over?" This is polka..over. Bring down papa bear I repeat bring down papa bear!! Were getting creamed out here." " Roger that Polka were sending in Dragonfly and P.O.T.U.S. now, t-minus 3 minutes.
" Captain we've gotta hold out for another 3 minutes..there bringin the rain!!" " What the hell are they doin? 3 Minutes!! we aint got 2!! tell them to move their sorry asses here now!! Shouted Major C.O.*.K.. " How are you holdin out private?" asked Chavo. " Ill live." cried the wounded Starchild. " Capt I got Eagle; he's in critical shape...not sure if he'll make it capt" " He is now your resposibility shark" cried Captain Chavo " Got it captain."
" They're here!!! I repeat they're hear" cried the first officer." Roger that Demonchild" cried Liutenant. " C'mon we'll cover you from up here" screamed P.O.T.U.S. and Dragonfly from the chopper..." which one of you panzies are manning the chopper" bellowed Polka, " dont worry..weve got our two best on the wheel sir... Nigger and The Mole...c'mon everyone aboard!!" Starchild was the first on; from God knows from where Chavo got the strength to carry him aboard. Next on was Demonchild along with Polka and C.O.*.K.. " Its your turn Shark.. get on.. we'll airlift Eagle out of here..he wont fit in here..were already full" " SOLDIER!! are you tellin me you gonna leave my brother hangin from'ah ******* chopper?! after he worked his butt off?!" " Im sorry shark..we've gotta..theres no other way..." Just as Eagle was locked on and ready to go..." SNIPER!!!!" shouted the legless Starchild. The cables snapped and Eagle fell a good 3 metres to the floor. " ARHHH!!" screamed Eagle in pain. " We cant just leave him there!!.." " No shark we've gotta go NOW!! there gonna NUKE the whole God damn place" " No men gets left behind..see you guys in heaven." Sharkbait jumped off the aircraft and on to the ground beside Eagle. " You came back" " I never leave anyone behind" The last thing Sharkbait and Eagle saw was the Chopper taking off...without them.
3 Months later.
"We're gathered here to honour and thank our brave soldiers who went into Vietnam to serve and to protect our country. The ****** would like to offer this award out to thos brave soldiers:
1) Captain Chavo- Awarded for his leading skills.* Purple Star*
2) Major C.O.*.K.- Awarded for being most technical. * Purple Star*
3) Private Starchild- Awarded for his passion. * Red Star*
4) Private P.O.T.U.S- Awarded for weapons expert. * Blue Star*
5) Pilot Nigger- Awarded for superb flight skills.* Orange Star*
6) Co-pilot The mole- Awarded for best supporting pilot.*Orange Star*
8) Fiirst officer Demonchild- Awarded for his courage.* Green Star*
9) Polka- Awarded for his courage. * Red Star*
10) Dragonfly- Awarded for aerial skills. * Blue Star*
Now we take a minute of silince to honour two brave soldiers whom sacrificed thier lives for their country.;
Liutenant Sharkbait- Awarded the Medal of honour. * Gold Star*
Colonel Eagle 5- Awarde the medal for bravery. * Gold Star*

In memory of Eagle 5 and Sharkbait
The End.